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This was the 2nd beat Helias made for ExBoyfriend and was originally meant to be the theme song for it. We had always intended to have Ms. Vizion on the track and D Payne (playing the ex) bares the distinction of being Helias's real life ex girlfriend as well.
Not to be confused with Ben Westhoff's 'Boys Go To Mars 2 Get More Candy Bars, Girls Go To Jupiter 2 Get More Stupider': a clandestinely recorded and forgettable song born out of the dissolution of our original project .
lyrics
[hook x2]
You're not the one, you're not the one for me,
so don't let that door hit you in the ass when you leave.
You're not the one, you're not the one for me,
so give me all my fucking records back!
Gee, how can it be?
How vividly I see the past...
But now I feel like King, "Free at last! Free at last!"
Thank God Almighty!
It's like going commando after a lifetime of tighty whities...
and since you've been gone I can breathe for the first time
So at least I'm #1 at something
besides cheating and lying...
Either way it's clear to me you're a weight off my shoulders
The only edge I feel anymore is from the Folgers and
The weed that I smoke that you never wanted me to
You said it made me act 15 only more see through...
That stings! But what hurts worse is that thing...
(What thing?) 'That thing...That thiiiiing!'
So I'm over it....
Being single is my 4 leaf clover...
The chicks parked by the phone on a Sunday afternoon...
The birds are chirpin' but I don't care cuz I'm hurtin'...
Nobody loves me now I'm all alone...
Not even God himself could make her come home...
She left me with overdue bills and a half can of Pepsi...
She ruined my life
but she's still the only one who gets me....
Every time we fought, worse than epilepsy....
She taught me so much like 'Bitch! Don't test me!'
But I'm born again...
So the Lord will bless me....
You're Not The One!
You're Not The One For Me!
So don't let that door hit you in the ass when you leave...
You're Not The One!
You're Not The One For Me!
So Give Me All My Fucking Records Back!!!
Why don't you just leave them outside in a burlap sack
and get the hell out of here....(coont!)
I'm broke, 26, addicted to dope...
Always say that I'm quittin' then keep using on the low...
I go through women like water...
I'm always falling in puddles...
Or sweatin' hollow tip bullets when
They want me to snuggle...
Leave their heart burnt to a crisp in the rubble...
When I escape from the bubble...
I'm Nick Nolte, girl, I Love Trouble!
I know they don't deserve this...
But all these beautiful women, man,
make me so nervous!
You're Not The One!
You're Not The One For Me!
So don't let that door hit you in the ass when you leave...
You're Not The One!
You're Not The One For Me!
So Give Me All My Fucking Records Back!
(Or don't and see if I care...trick ass scallywop!)
credits
released November 30, 2010
The Ex Files, written by Tucker Booth and Jonathan Toth from Hoth, Beats by Helias, Recorded and Arranged by J-Toth at The Cooler in St. Louis, MO for
TheFrozenFoodSection.com.
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