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2. Nobody Loves Me (Get Yer Boy)

by Tucker Booth and Helias

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    Conceived in 2005 these beats by Helias (aka Michael Schaefermeyer, R.I.P.) were supposed to be the original backdrop for 'Ex Boyfriend' an album not-so-loosely based on our recent break ups with our respective squeezes. Later, after a string of cop outs and near miss recording sessions I drunk dialed him one night and gave him a piece of my mind for 'hijacking my album.' Helias then proceeded to pull the plug on our project, give the beats away to my competitors, and declare Ex Boyfriend dead.

    About a month later Helias had a major computer meltdown and managed to lose all the wav files to the songs he had given away. He then went and ate the requisite amount of humble pie that accompanies telling everyone that the beats they had been given were unusable because there were no files to master them with.

    In the interim 932 producer/dj Splitface and I made the Ex Boyfriend album with beats Split made as an ode to the lost project. They can be listened to and purchased at www.tuckerbooth.bandcamp.com

    The Boyfriend beats were officially declared dead in 2006 and remained so until 2009 when J-Toth uncovered a long forgotten spool of wav file cds that included an early burn of what were now being called 'The Ex Files.' Much rejoicing ensued from St. Louis to Redondo Beach. So in essence this is the sequel to Ex Boyfriend featuring the beats which originally inspired the album. Hence the sequel is the prequel.

    The first single 'Me and Lorenzo' is an ode to Calc2 from Shit Yeah! Magazine and the good doctor Helias.

    Cheers. Tucker Dale Booth
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This is the lead off track for Ex Files and represents the first beat Helias ever made me for the original ExBoyfriend project. Nobody Loves Me, which Helias originally named Get Yer Boy is written from the perspective of the Ex Boyfriend's right hand man coming over to the house and finding his recently dumped homeboy stewing in a pool of pity, pride, and pizza boxes. The ensuing song plays out as a much needed pep talk for the Doc and a canonization of our original concept.

lyrics

Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like...

Goddamn! What the fuck's up Doc?
Everything in here smells like a sweat sock...
Um, I just thought that we must talk
Cuz from where I'm standing you're not looking so hot...
Pizza boxes strafe your space like dead animals
While the tv's got mammals humpin'
on the Discovery Channel
And in between, there's Mr. Bad Idea Jeans
On some Ex Files: Things can't be what they seem!
And I want to believe Doc, like Fox Mulder...
You're my muse Mike, I'm your Buffalo Soldier
in the war for America; Password: Present Tense
Get up off the couch, Grandson, come with The President!
Hit the bar, Car Bombs w/ extra shots of Jameson
Later on Jager Bombs, plottin' gettin' famous,
Numb to the pain, bums, completely aimless
Until we got dumped
and chose to put an end to the lameness, cuz...

Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like...

Ex Boyfriends: It's the Bash Brothers!
On the Frozen message boards battlin' mutherfuckers
Choppin', Chasin' Chickenheads, Jammin' like Smuckers
and Gettin' more gassed up than 4 fat truckers...
The Valet, Helias DMK, and Tucker
Mr. Riggs, Murtaugh, Mel, and Dan Glover
The Cook, The Thief, His Priest, and Her Lover
Microphone McGwire meets Tristan Glover...
2 heartstring pluckers runnin' game like Rucker
Spittin' flames like old Skoal at those soul suckers
You know those busters in their red Dodge Dusters
Who act sour as mustard when
They're sweeter than custard!
They never walked a block in our Lakai zappats
or got tossed off while freebasin' Tecats
It never stops! The plot thickens like brats...
But without you Doc it'll be all for not, cuz...

Oh stop! Everyone adores you dude!
Don't stew on that Ex Girl cuz
The next girl's comin' and she's gunnin' for you, cuz...

Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like Booth!

Ex Boyfriend (05 to The Present)...DMK...
Michael Schaefermeyer Rest In Peace...
Frozen Food Forever...So Polished...
So Damn Polished...

credits

released November 30, 2010
The Ex Files, written by Tucker Booth and Jonathan Toth from Hoth, Beats by Helias, Recorded and Arranged by J-Toth at The Cooler in St. Louis, MO for TheFrozenFoodSection.com.

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