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3. Me and Lorenzo

by Tucker Booth and Helias

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    Conceived in 2005 these beats by Helias (aka Michael Schaefermeyer, R.I.P.) were supposed to be the original backdrop for 'Ex Boyfriend' an album not-so-loosely based on our recent break ups with our respective squeezes. Later, after a string of cop outs and near miss recording sessions I drunk dialed him one night and gave him a piece of my mind for 'hijacking my album.' Helias then proceeded to pull the plug on our project, give the beats away to my competitors, and declare Ex Boyfriend dead.

    About a month later Helias had a major computer meltdown and managed to lose all the wav files to the songs he had given away. He then went and ate the requisite amount of humble pie that accompanies telling everyone that the beats they had been given were unusable because there were no files to master them with.

    In the interim 932 producer/dj Splitface and I made the Ex Boyfriend album with beats Split made as an ode to the lost project. They can be listened to and purchased at www.tuckerbooth.bandcamp.com

    The Boyfriend beats were officially declared dead in 2006 and remained so until 2009 when J-Toth uncovered a long forgotten spool of wav file cds that included an early burn of what were now being called 'The Ex Files.' Much rejoicing ensued from St. Louis to Redondo Beach. So in essence this is the sequel to Ex Boyfriend featuring the beats which originally inspired the album. Hence the sequel is the prequel.

    The first single 'Me and Lorenzo' is an ode to Calc2 from Shit Yeah! Magazine and the good doctor Helias.

    Cheers. Tucker Dale Booth
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Me and Lorenzo....
Rollin' in the Benzo...
Playin' some Nintendo...
And smokin' on The Endo...

Outside your door bangin'
Man this trip never stops!
Everything I own is outside on the curb in a box
Finally from behind the door I hear,
"I SWEAR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!"
I'm like "Shit, them pigs'll get me back my laptop
and Nike Shox!"
Yeah, the ones that are still in the box
From the last time Me and The Doc
took a trip back to the block
From Principia Misery to the Church on the Rock
In Hermosa Beach playing down by the pier and the docks
In a rocking chair while someone's beat boxing rare
Wu-Tang Jr. High fresh air in the faux atmosphere
Yes Dunny, It's okay if you want to laugh in here...
Besides Lorenzo dude that's all that happens here...
Yeah I know you know a thing or two
about the rappin' dear
But when you cease yer flappin'
I instantly return to smashin' like dinner plates
Shear! I'm so consumed with the passion!
That's why if you attack us you must calibrate reaction...
Cause I'm a beezerk, knee jerk chain reaction
And solemnly swear to never work a day at Foot Action
'Why?' you ask naively,
Because we got a hellafide full clip of infinite lyrics
like Young Skeezey...(yeah!)
Which puts this script on the same plane of writ
as sanscrit...these are the days of our lives
and as the sand sifts through the looking glass
and you're looking at 86ing your act
It's a bum rap!
Best Bet: Keep swingin' that axe...

Me and Lorenzo...
Rollin' in the Benzo...(choppin)
Playin' some Nintendo...
And smokin' on The Endo...
We're hella friends yo!

Say we're through
Get 'F'ed up
Shoot you a text
Ask to meet up
Rally at 2 a.m. in The Loop
You smell like him
But you say, "I love you..."

Zo can do Thai Bo, Zo can do graf
Quintessential portrait of the artist as a smart ass
He's a Mensa bright mall cop, Paul Blart as
Upski Wimsatt, meets Hustler does South Park
What can one say about Shit Yeah! Magazine?
To some good fun, to the rest: Pornography
But at least I got the ins on the free copying
Even if it's mostly our butts and our ding-a-lings...

Bo knows Zo from a show in ought nine....
Checked out the My Space page and Bo got primed
For a live art show so Zo got high...
And the next thing we know
Bo put the kibbutz on the show...
OH NO! We had to bum rush that back do'
And both begged Bo like a couple cash hoes
For one more shot at the take from the do'
But Bo said, "Lorenzo, No More!"
Then gave a sneak preview of what we had in store
By giving away the entire set to Josh Doerr...
Josh Doerr? You fucking kidding me???

Hit the road Doerr and don't you come back
No more! No more! No more! No more!
Hit the road Doerr and don't you come back
No more! What you say?
Hit the road Doerr and don't you come back
No more! No more! No more! No more!
Hit the road Doerr and don't you come back
No more! (We've got yer picture at the gate house...)

Me and Lorenzo...
Rollin' in the Benzo...
Playin' some Nintendo...(choppin')
And smokin' on The Endo...
We're hella friends yo!

(Are you the one that checks for the shoe bombs?)

credits

released October 20, 2010

The Ex Files, written by Tucker Booth and Jonathan Toth from Hoth, Beats by Helias, Recorded and Arranged by J-Toth at The Cooler in St. Louis, MO for TheFrozenFoodSection.com.

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