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This is the lead off track for Ex Files and represents the first beat Helias ever made me for the original ExBoyfriend project. Nobody Loves Me, which Helias originally named Get Yer Boy is written from the perspective of the Ex Boyfriend's right hand man coming over to the house and finding his recently dumped homeboy stewing in a pool of pity, pride, and pizza boxes. The ensuing song plays out as a much needed pep talk for the Doc and a canonization of our original concept.
lyrics
Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like...
Goddamn! What the fuck's up Doc?
Everything in here smells like a sweat sock...
Um, I just thought that we must talk
Cuz from where I'm standing you're not looking so hot...
Pizza boxes strafe your space like dead animals
While the tv's got mammals humpin'
on the Discovery Channel
And in between, there's Mr. Bad Idea Jeans
On some Ex Files: Things can't be what they seem!
And I want to believe Doc, like Fox Mulder...
You're my muse Mike, I'm your Buffalo Soldier
in the war for America; Password: Present Tense
Get up off the couch, Grandson, come with The President!
Hit the bar, Car Bombs w/ extra shots of Jameson
Later on Jager Bombs, plottin' gettin' famous,
Numb to the pain, bums, completely aimless
Until we got dumped
and chose to put an end to the lameness, cuz...
Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like...
Ex Boyfriends: It's the Bash Brothers!
On the Frozen message boards battlin' mutherfuckers
Choppin', Chasin' Chickenheads, Jammin' like Smuckers
and Gettin' more gassed up than 4 fat truckers...
The Valet, Helias DMK, and Tucker
Mr. Riggs, Murtaugh, Mel, and Dan Glover
The Cook, The Thief, His Priest, and Her Lover
Microphone McGwire meets Tristan Glover...
2 heartstring pluckers runnin' game like Rucker
Spittin' flames like old Skoal at those soul suckers
You know those busters in their red Dodge Dusters
Who act sour as mustard when
They're sweeter than custard!
They never walked a block in our Lakai zappats
or got tossed off while freebasin' Tecats
It never stops! The plot thickens like brats...
But without you Doc it'll be all for not, cuz...
Oh stop! Everyone adores you dude!
Don't stew on that Ex Girl cuz
The next girl's comin' and she's gunnin' for you, cuz...
Nobody Loves Me...It's True...
Nobody Loves Me...Like Booth!
Ex Boyfriend (05 to The Present)...DMK...
Michael Schaefermeyer Rest In Peace...
Frozen Food Forever...So Polished...
So Damn Polished...
credits
released November 30, 2010
The Ex Files, written by Tucker Booth and Jonathan Toth from Hoth, Beats by Helias, Recorded and Arranged by J-Toth at The Cooler in St. Louis, MO for
TheFrozenFoodSection.com.
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